出 錯 戲 劇 第2季 第4集 The Cornley Drama Festival Part 1 康利戲劇節 (上)
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen 晚安 各位女士先生們
康利邪惡節 and welcome to the Cornley Drama Festival, 歡迎來到 康利戲劇節
apologies for the sign. 為標誌道歉
As the director of the drama society, 作為戲劇社社長
in order to show fairness and to quell talk of yet another coup, 為了公平起見 平息又一場政變的議論
I have agreed to allow everyone to showcase their efforts 我已經同意讓每個人展示他們的努力
in this drama festival, no matter the standard. 在這個戲劇節 無論標準如何
So each member of the drama society will be offering what we've agreed 所以戲劇社的每個成員都會提供我們同意的東西
to call 'contributions', ranging from rediscovered classic plays, 稱為'貢獻' 包括重新發現的經典戲劇
to new writing, to workshops, all performed over the next two 到新的寫作 到研討會 所有這些都在接下來的2
weeks, and all of which I take no responsibility for. 星期 我對所有這些不承擔任何責任
So, first up we have Robert with an acting masterclass. 所以 首先我們讓羅伯特 參加了表演大師班
Right. 對
Hello! 你好!
That was acting. 那是演戲
Hello. 你好
That was not. 那不是
What is the difference between acting and non-acting? 表演和非表演 有什麼區別?
That is what we will discover in my Masterclass. 這就是我們將在 我的大師班中發現的
The most common question I'm asked about acting in voicemails 我最常被問的問題關於演戲 在語音信箱中
left to me by myself is, how can I become a good actor? 我留給自己的是 怎樣才能成為一個好演員?
Well, let's see. 那 來看看
Here are eight actors standing in order from best to worst. 這裡有8位演員 按從最好到最差的順序排列
Hm? What? 嗯? 什麼?
Now, we are going to see a bit of acting from each of them. 現在 我們將看到他們每個人的表演
Let's begin. 讓我們開始
At position number one we have our best actor - that's me, 排名第1名的是 我們最好的演員 - 那就是我
thank you for holding that, Jonathan. 謝謝你 拿著它 喬納森
To be or not to be! 生存或毀滅! 《哈姆雷特》第三幕第一場台詞
Very good. No notes. 非常好 沒有語調
Next, we have our second best actor, Sandra. 接下來 我們有第2好的演員 桑德拉
Off you go. 就行了
To be or not to be? 生存或毀滅?
Mmm. Good. 嗯 好的
But also quite shrill and bad. 但也相當刺耳和糟糕
Remember when asking a question you need to go up at the end of the line. 請記住 在提出問題時 您需要在句尾上揚
To be or not to be? Very good. 生存或毀滅? 非常好
Next. 下一位
This is not what you said you were going to do. 這不是你說你要做的
That is not the line, Chris, move down one place. 那不是台詞 克里斯 移到下一位
Next... 下一位...
To be or not to be. 生存或毀滅
Good. Go on. 好的 繼續
That's... That's all you said to learn. 那是... 那全是你說要學
Well, make it up. 好吧 編一下
I... 我...
I... Right, OK! 我... 好的 好吧!
So here's a tip, so if you're ever on stage 所以這是一個提示 所以如果你曾經在舞台上
and you don't know what to do... run at the audience. 而你不知道該怎麼做... 跑向觀眾
Argh! 啊!
You see, because if they're scared of you, you're not scared of them 你看 因為如果他們害怕你 你就不會害怕他們
and that is why I always carry a gun on stage. 這就是為什麼我在舞台上總是帶著槍的原因
Next... You can't have a gun! Wrong again. Down you go! 接下來... 你不能有槍! 又錯了 你移到下一位吧!
And I can have a gun and I must have a gun. 我可以有槍 我必須有槍
That's the rule of Chekhov's gun. 這就是契訶夫法則(敘事手法) 故事中提及的每一個元素都應在後文出場 不然就沒有必要提及
Have a gun. 有槍 故事中提及的每一個元素都應在後文出場 不然就沒有必要提及
And now it's been seen I will have to shoot 現在已經看到我將不得不槍殺
someone before the end of the play. 某人在本戲結束前
Right, moving down the line. Max! 沒錯 向下移動 馬克斯!
To be or not to be. 生存或毀滅
OK, but remember Hamlet is tense in this moment, OK? 好吧 但記得哈姆雷特此時很緊張 好嗎?
As are all characters at all times, so let's see that tight inner fear. 就像所有角色一樣 讓我們看看內心深處的恐懼
To be or not... 生存或...
Argh! ..To be! Good. Very tense. 啊! ..毀滅! 好的 很緊張
You were in the moment. 你在情境下
OK, right now, let's see if you can get it right this time, Chris. 好的 現在 讓我們看看你這次能不能做對 克里斯
You requested three quarters of the show's budget for this. 你為此申請了節目預算的四分之三
Dreadful, down two places. 可怕 移到下2位
We really are in the dregs now. 我們現在真的很糟
Or as they're professionally termed the sub-actors. 或者因為他們被專業稱為次要演員
Annie... 安妮...
To be or not to be. 生存或毀滅
That, Annie, was actually very good. 那 安妮 其實非常好
Well done. 做得好
Remember, it can damage an actor's morale if you tell them 請記住 會損害演員的士氣 如果你告訴他們
how bad they really are. 他們真的有多糟糕
第9名
The best way to hide a bad actor is to put them 隱藏壞演員的最好方法是把他們
in the biggest hat you can find. 戴上最大的帽子
Right, who's next? Dennis. 對了 下一位是誰? 丹尼斯
Off you go... 該你了...
No, no, just... Begin. 不 不 就... 開始
To be or to be not be. 生存或毀滅
Medically fascinating. 醫學上令人著迷
It's literally written here for him... 字面意思是寫給他的...
Seven. No, don't read that. To be or... 7 不 不要念那個 生存或...
Stop reading! 不要念!
And finally... 最後...
To be or not to be. 生存或毀滅
The worst of the lot. 全部最糟的
Although, of course, beneath actors you do have stage managers. 當然 當然 在演員之下 您確實有舞台經理
Trevor, why don't you tell the people at home a little 崔弗 你為什麼不告訴家裡的人一點
bit about your job. 有點關於你的工作
Well, actually, it's just as creative as being on stage. 嗯 實際上 它和在舞台上一樣有創意
That is clearly false. 這顯然是錯誤的
So, you've seen now how a drama society is formed of actors 所以 你現在已經看到戲劇社是如何由演員組成的
and sub-actors 和次要演員
and it's important to know about this when casting your play. 在演戲時了解這一點很重要
You can group actors and sub-actors together to create average 您可以將演員和次要演員組合在一起以創建平均
scenes or you can group your actors together in your main narrative 場景或者你可以在你的主要敘事中將你的演員組合在一起
and then separate off your sub-actors into the 'sub-plot' 然後將你的次要演員分成 '次要情節'
and that's of course where we get the term. 這當然是我們得到這個詞的地方
Then the sub-plot will be a write off 然後 次要情節將被註銷
but the core narrative will be preserved. 但核心敘事將被保留
Unless, of course, one of your actors 'loses talent'. 當然 除非你的一位演員'失去天分'
You can find out more about that in my new acting book WHY! 你可以在我的新表演書中找到更多關於 為什麼!
First, let's try a scene with an actor and a sub-actor in it. 首先 讓我們嘗試一個有演員和次要演員的場景
Chris and Sandra please. 請克里斯和桑德拉
Here are your scripts. 這是您的劇本
There... 那裡...
Isobel, my dear, what a fine day it is in the park. 伊莎貝爾 親愛的 公園裡的天氣真好
Oh, Richard, it is. 哦 理查德 是的
Will you marry me, Isobel? 你願意嫁給我嗎 伊莎貝爾?
No, I just see you as a thin and unpleasant friend. 不 我只是把你看成一個瘦弱而令人討厭的朋友
And stop there. 並停在那裡
Now, what did Sandra not do there? 現在 桑德拉在那裡沒有做什麼?
Dennis. I don't know. 丹尼斯 我不知道
OK. 好的
Remember she is acting with a sub-actor, 記得她是在和一個次要演員一起演戲
so Sandra should have done what we call 'masking your sub-actor'. 所以桑德拉應該做我們所說的'掩蓋你的次要演員'
I 'll show you what I mean. Chris, from the top. 我會告訴你我的意思 克里斯 從頭開始
Isobel, my dear, 伊莎貝爾 親愛的
what a fine... Uh! 真好...呃!
What a fine day it is in the park. Is it? 公園裡的日子真好 是嗎?
That's... Aaaagh! 那是... 啊!
Will you marry me? OF COURSE NOT! 你願意嫁給我嗎? 當然不是!
Now, you see, the more you do, the less they can do. 現在 你看 你做的越多 他們能做的就越少
Now, in this scene, Chris' character Richard is snubbed 現在 在這一幕中 克里斯飾演的理查德被冷落
and experiences what we call in the industry 'sadness' 並體驗我們所說的行業'悲傷'
and of course you cannot portray sadness without tears. 當然 沒有眼淚就無法描繪悲傷
Just as in the same way you cannot perform comedy 就像你不能演喜劇一樣
without showing your gums. 不露牙齦
So how do we cry on stage? 那麼我們在舞台上是怎麼哭的呢?
Everyone, please take out your measuring jugs. 各位 請拿出你們的量杯
Many actors believe crying can only be achieved through truly 很多演員認為哭只能通過真正的
empathising with the character. 對角色產生共鳴
They are wrong. 他們錯了
The best way to cry on cue is to use your muscles to force tears 應聲而哭的最好方法是用你的肌肉強迫眼淚
out of your face. 從你的臉上
So, everyone, please put your jug to your saddest eye and go! 所以 大家 請把你的水壺放在你最悲傷的眼睛上 然後開始!
Tense your chest! Tense your back! Tense your neck! 繃緊你的胸膛! 繃緊你的背! 繃緊你的脖子!
Tense your buttocks, groin and throat. 繃緊臀部 腹股溝和喉嚨
Now! Now! 現在! 現在!
Arghhhhh! Arghhhh! 啊! 啊!
There we are! 我們來了!
Anyone else manage to get any tears? 其他人設法得到任何眼淚嗎?
That's fine, he'll be fine. 那很好 他會沒事的
When I do this down at the youth centre there's usually at least one haemorrhage. 當我在青年中心這樣做時 通常至少會出血一次
How have we done? Nothing. 我們做得如何? 沒有
Nothing. Nothing. 沒有 沒有
You see, she's 'losing talent'. 你看 她正在'失去天分'
Nothing... 沒有...
Jesus. 天啊
Are you all right? 你還好嗎?
I don't know. 我不知道
OK. Stay safe. 好的 保持安全
Stay emotionally safe, everyone. 大家保持情緒安全
Now, some sub-actors will not be able to produce any tears this way 現在 有些次要演員這樣就流不出眼淚了
and for them you can use this product I found on the dark web called 'tear-gas'. 對於他們 您可以使用我在暗網上找到的名為'催淚瓦斯'的產品
Argh! 啊!
And straight into the scene! 並直接進入場景!
Argh! Isobel, my dear! 啊! 伊莎貝爾 親愛的!
What a fine day it is in the park! 公園裡的日子多好啊!
Oh, Richard, it is! 哦 理查德 是的!
Will you marry me, Isobel?! 你願意嫁給我嗎 伊莎貝爾?!
No, I just see you as a thin and unpleasant friend! 不 我只是把你看成一個瘦弱而令人討厭的朋友!
Are you sad?! Much better! 你傷心嗎?! 好多了!
No, no. They're nowhere near ready for that. 不 不 他們還沒準備好(掌聲)
And, of course, the best way to finish a scene is with my signature end card. 而且 當然 最佳方式來結束一個場景是使用我著名的劇終卡
劇終
So now you've seen some acting, 所以現在你已經看到了一些表演
hopefully you can tell the difference between acting and non-acting. 希望你能分辨出 表演和非表演 的區別
In fact, let's put your learning to the test and see 事實上 讓我們測試一下你的學習狀況 來看看
if you can tell which is which in these clips. 如果您能分辨哪個是哪個 在這些剪輯中
No, Robert, argh! 不 羅伯特 啊!
This is... 這是...
非表演
Chris ballet dancing is a new low. 克里斯的芭蕾舞 更令人失望
I'm going to put glue on his flute. 我要在他的長笛上塗上膠水
Robert, are you filming this? 羅伯特 你在拍這個嗎?
This is... 這是...
非表演
Robert, why are you requesting three quarters of the show's budget for your masterclass? 羅伯特 你為什麼要為你的大師班要求節目預算的四分之三?
Er...insurance. 呃...保險
This is... 這是...
表演
If you want to learn more, copies of my new acting book - 如果你想了解更多 我的新表演書的 -
Anything You Can Act, I Can Act Even Louder - 任何你能演的 我都可以演得更響亮 -
are now available in pop-up form. 現在有彈出式畫冊形式
To be or not to be! 生存或毀滅!
Now, next up we, we have a... 現在 接下來 我們有...
Understudy. 候補演員
Next up, we have a new play by Max. 接下來 我們有馬克斯的新戲
Which one's Max? Oh, yes! 誰是馬克斯? 哦 是的!
Number five. 第5名
Please enjoy this sub piece, a kitchen sink drama. 請欣賞這部子作品 一部廚槽戲劇
I'm a plate and this is great. 我是一個盤子 這很棒
I'm a sponge, watch me lunge. 我是一塊海綿 看我衝撲
I'm a sponge, watch me lunge! 我是海綿 看我衝撲!
To be clean is my goal, cos I'm a dirty little bowel. 乾淨是我的目標 因為我是一個骯髒的小腸
Now we're ready, here we go. 現在我們準備好了 我們開始吧
Here comes Mr H2O. 水先生來了
The tap is turned. I must dash! 水龍頭已轉動 我必須衝撲!
Here I come with a splash. 我潑濺來了
達格納姆 瓷器 Woooooaaaahhhhh! 嗚 嗚 啊 啊!
I'm stuck. 我卡住了
Thank you, thank you, Max. 謝謝 謝謝你 馬克斯
Clearly a slight misinterpretation of what a kitchen sink drama is there. 顯然輕微誤解關於廚槽戲劇 (廚槽戲劇:憤怒的青年人在空閒時 討著當前的社會問題和政治紛爭)
Why, what is it? 為什麼 是什麼?
It's a soap opera. 那是一部肥皂劇(歌劇)
Aah, that's the second act. 啊 那在第2幕
Thank you. 謝謝你
Marvellous. 好極了
Next up, we have Vanessa with something a little less traditional. 接下來 我們有凡妮莎的一些不那麼傳統的東西
Since taking part in series one of Play Of The Week, 自從參加第一季的每周戲劇系列以來
I have been visiting a life coach. 我一直在拜訪一位生活教練
Now, I know a lot of people are sceptical about life coaching 現在 我知道很多人持懷疑態度對於生活教練
but mine charges me £200 an hour, so you know it's good. 但我被收費200英鎊/每小時 所以你知道他很好
To help me with my fear of spontaneity, he suggested that 為了幫助我克服對自發性的恐懼 他建議
I take classes in improvisation. 我參加即興創作課程
For example... 例如...
Oh, watch out, Kevin, there's a... 哦 小心 凱文 有一個...
some... 一些...
There's a... 有一個...
Ooh, watch out, Kevin, watch out! 哦 當心 凱文 當心!
Believe it or not, that line wasn't scripted. 信不信由你 那台詞不是照劇本念的
No, it was a stream of consciousness made up completely on the spot 不 完全是當場形成的意識流
and there's plenty more of that to come. 還有更多的事情要做
So for this first scene, can someone please shout out a job. 所以對於第一個場景 有人可以喊出一份工作嗎?
Don't be shy. I 'll take anything. 不要害羞 什麼都可以
Fart inspector! 屁督察!
No, not that. Come on. 不 不是那樣 來吧
Baker! Baker! Great. 麵包師! 麵包師! 真棒
And I also need an emotion? 而我也需要一種情感?
Lust. 性慾
Lust. Oh... 性慾 哦...
OK. 好的
And finally a location? 最後是一個地點?
Hull. Hull? 赫爾 赫爾?
Yeah! OK. 是的! 好的
So this scene is a lusty baker in Hull. 所以這個場景是赫爾的一個精力充沛的麵包師
Here we go. 開始了
Wait... 等待...
Here we go! 開始了!
Hello, Margery. How's the bread today? 你好 瑪格麗 今天的麵包怎麼樣?
Lusty. 精力充沛
What are you doing? Oh, baking. 你在幹嘛? 哦 烘焙
In Hull. 在赫爾
I... 我...
Aaaaargh! 啊!
Ding a ling a ling. 叮 鈴 鈴
Ooh, nice buns! 哦 好麵包!
OK and scene. 好和場景
So this next scene is going to be a "fun" one. 所以下一位場景將是一個“有趣”的場景
Ooh! Sorry. 哦! 對不起
If you're going to do sound effects, could you let me know? 如果你要做音效 可以告訴我嗎?
I just, I was just really thrown there. 我只是 我真的被扔在那裡了
So, Chris and Max are going to play The Alphabet Game, 所以 克里斯和馬克斯要玩字母遊戲
where the first line of the scene begins with A, 場景的第一行以A開頭
the second line with B and backwards and forwards until they get to Z. 第2句台詞與B和向後和向前 直到他們到達Z
So can I have a location for this scene? 那麼我可以為這個場景找到一個地點嗎?
Hull. Ah, OK. 赫爾 喔 好吧
All right, it can be in Hull as well. But whereabouts in Hull? 好吧 它也可以在赫爾 但是赫爾在哪裡呢?
The Zoo. The Zoo! Great! OK, here we go... 動物園 動物園! 真棒! 好的 我們開始...
Always a pleasure to see you, Gareth. Hi. 總是很高興見到你 加雷斯 你好
No, it has to start with B. 不 必須以B開頭
Oh, er bye... 哦 再見...
Come back, Gareth. I need to talk to you. 回來吧 加雷斯 我要跟你說話
OK, what about? 好的 怎麼樣?
It has to start with D now. Does it? 現在必須以D開頭 可以?
Exactly. Now you're getting it. 確切地 現在你明白了
Definitely. 確實
No, it has to start with F. 不 它必須以F開頭
Fenitely. 好極了
Good. Thanks. 好的 謝謝
Say a word beginning with H. 說一個以H開頭的字
Hull. Jesus... 赫爾 天啊...
No, you missed I. 不 你錯過了I字母
I'm sorry. What about? 對不起 關於什麼?
Kindly understand the game. I don't understand the game. 請了解遊戲 我不懂遊戲
Say a word beginning with L. Lusty. 說一個以L字母開頭的字 精力充沛
Max... No need to get upset. 馬克斯... 沒必要生氣
Oh, my God! Please Chris. 哦天啊! 請 克里斯
Quiet! Right. 安靜的! 對
Stop the dings! That's not very nice. 停止叮聲! 那不是很好
Unbelievable. Very rude. 不可思議 非常粗魯
Will you shut up?! Xylophones. 你閉嘴?! 木琴
Oh. Come on. I had that! You're an idiot! 哦 來吧 我有那個! 你是個白痴!
Zoo. 動物園
And scene. 和場景
See. Wasn't that fun? 看 那不是很有趣嗎?
All right, now we're going to play scene change, 好的 現在我們要玩場景轉換
where I'm in the middle and the other improvisers 我在中間和其他即興表演者
are going to throw crazy ideas at me. 會向我拋出瘋狂的想法
So can we just have a starting location for this scene? 那麼我們可以為這個場景設置一個起始地點嗎?
Hull. No! Not Hull, because we've done that! Haven't we? 赫爾 不! 不是赫爾 因為我們已經做到了! 我們不是嗎?
We... We've done that. 我們... 我們做到了
So let's just try somewhere else. 所以讓我們嘗試其他地方
The Far East! Great. 遠東! 真棒
Of Hull. 赫爾的
Ohh! Well, you know what they say about people from Hull. 哦! 好吧 你知道他們對赫爾人的評價
Don't you? They're all... 你不是嗎? 他們都是...
from Hull. 來自赫爾
So let's just try a different location. 所以讓我們嘗試一個不同的地點
A cruise ship! 一艘遊輪!
A cruise ship, yes. 一艘遊輪 是的
Where on a cruise ship? 遊輪上的什麼地方?
The hull. 船身
OK, this scene is set in the hull of a cruise ship. 好吧 這個場景是設定在一艘遊輪的船身中
Here we go. 開始了
Hello, Margery, how's the bread today? 你好 瑪格麗 今天的麵包怎麼樣?
Lusty. 精力充沛
Change. 改變
What's my line? Just make it up. 我的台詞是什麼? 編一下
Just make it up. No. 就編一下 不
Just... 只是...
Will you marry me? 你願意娶我嗎?
What? Really? Yes, I've always loved you. 什麼? 真的嗎? 是的 我一直愛你
I don't know what to say. Just say yes. 我不知道要說什麼 就答應我
Yeah! OK. 是的! 好的
I... I need to go and tell my mum! 我... 我要去告訴我媽媽!
Change. 改變
Mira las estrellas esta noche. 今晚看星星 (西語)
Chorizo. 西班牙香腸
Change! 改變!
Do you really want to marry me? 你真的要嫁給我嗎?
Yes, of course. 是的當然
Will you tell my mum? She doesn't believe me. 你會跟我媽媽說嗎? 她不相信我
She said you're a solid eight and I'm a two. 她說 你是很性感 我是2
Change. 改變
Ooh! This is a spooky old attic. 哦! 這是一個令人毛骨悚然的舊閣樓
Yes. It's freez... Shut up. Get in the cupboard. 是的 太冷了... 閉嘴 進櫥櫃
And that's how you win an improv. 這就是你贏得即興表演的方式
Change! 改變!
Look, doctor, it appears to be allergic rhinitis. 醫生 看樣子是過敏性鼻炎
Hand me the speculum. 把鴨嘴器遞給我
No, the speculum. 不 鴨嘴器
No, a speculum. 不 鴨嘴器
A spec...a spec... No, a speculum! 一個鴨... 一個鴨... 不 一個鴨嘴器!
Speculum! 鴨嘴器!
No! No! No! No! Look, look... 不! 不! 不! 不! 看 看...
two hands. 兩隻手
Well, looks like we're too late, the patient has died. 好吧 看來我們來晚了 病人已經死了
Curses. 詛咒
I could have saved them. 我本來可以救他們的
If only I... Argh! Ow! 如果只有我... 啊! 哦!
Change! Change! Change! 改變! 改變! 改變!
Hello, Margery, how's the bread today? 你好 瑪格麗 今天的麵包怎麼樣?
Lusty! Change. 精力充沛! 改變
Change. 改變
OK, I think I've found us a venue but it's an £8,000 deposit. 好的 我想我已經為我們找到了場地 但需要支 8,000英鎊的押金
Can I borrow your credit card? I don't have that on me. 我可以借你的信用卡嗎? 我身上沒有那個
That's OK, I 'll get it from your purse. 沒關係 我會從你的錢包裡拿的
Change! 改變!
Hello, Margery. How's the bread today? 你好 瑪格麗 今天的麵包怎麼樣?
Lusty! 精力充沛!
Change! 改變!
Oh, and scene! 哦 還有場景!
OK. We're all set. June 6th. 好的 我們都準備好了 6月6日
I think this is the first time in my life I've ever felt happy. 我想這是我有生以來第一次感到幸福
Right... 對...
That was funtastic! 那真是太棒了!
I hope that my life coach is proud of me for doing that. 我希望我的人生教練 為我這樣做而感到自豪
I'm not. You need more sessions. 我沒有 你需要更多的療程
Thank you, Vanessa. 謝謝你 凡妮莎
Now we come at last to my piece... 現在我們終於到了我的作品...
I bet you think you're hullarious. 我敢打賭 你認為你很滑稽
Hull-arious. 船體-豐富的
Ha! I'm just too quick for you, mate. 哈! 我對你來說太快了 伙計
Ahem. 咳咳
For too long now, the drama society has refused to let me showcase 太久了 戲劇社不讓我表演
high art but I'm going to use this opportunity 精緻藝術 但我要利用這個機會
to present some real culture for once... 一次展示一些真正的文化...
Move, Chris! 移動 克里斯!
and to elevate you, the viewers at home. 並提升您 在家中的觀眾
So put down your fish and chips, 所以放下你的炸魚和薯條
set aside your cans of lager beer 把你的啤酒罐放在一邊
and put on that shirt you wear to court. 穿上你在法庭上穿的那件襯衫
And join me for an evening at the ballet 和我一起在芭蕾舞度過一個晚上
and the magical tale of the caterpillar, La Nuit de la Chenille. 以及毛毛蟲的神奇故事 毛毛蟲之夜(法語)
Wha... 搞...
Oh! 哦!
Whoa! 哇!
No, no, no, no, no... 不 不 不 不 不...
Spider! 蜘蛛!
Aw, no. 哦 不
Wow! 哇!
Tell us, Sun Beetle, the Caterpillar, is he well? 告訴我們 太陽甲蟲 毛毛蟲 他還好嗎?
He is not. 他不是
Winter comes and he fades. 冬天來了 他消退了
What shall we do? 我們該怎麼辦?
We need the wisdom of the great stag. 我們需要大雄鹿的智慧
Stag! 鹿!
Ooh! 哦!
Tell us, Sun Beetle, what did the... 告訴我們 太陽甲蟲 那...
Uh, uh... 呃 呃...
What did the great...? Is it? 大...做了什麼? 是嗎?
What did the great...? Ooh! Stop it! 大...做了什麼? 哦! 停下來!
Tell us, Sun Beetle, 告訴我們 太陽甲蟲
what did the great stag say? 大雄鹿說了什麼?
The wise stag said your light has faded. And you must rest... 明智的雄鹿說你的光芒已經消退 而且你必須休息...
Uh! How dare you?! 嗯! 你怎麼敢？！
Bleughhh, bleugh, bleugh! Bleughhh, bleugh, bleugh! 嗚 嗚 嗚! 嗚 嗚!
Bleughhh, bleugh, bleugh! Bleugh! 嗚 嗚 嗚! 嗚!
Eeeee 嗚!
Never let yourself be masked. 永遠不要讓自己被蒙蔽
The wise stag said that your light has faded 睿智的雄鹿說你的光芒已經消退
and you must lay yourself down beneath the mighty oak. 你必須躺在這棵巨大的橡樹下
Ugh! Agh! 啊! 啊!
Lift... 舉起...
Extend! 延長!
Hold! Hold! 保持! 保持!
Don't drop me. Careful! 不要拋下我 小心!
Stop it, man! 別了 伙計!
The caterpillar has gone. 毛毛蟲死了
The forest weeps. 森林在哭泣
Got one! 有了!
Stop it! Stop it! 停下來! 停下來!
Sodding zip! 該死的拉鍊!
Lord Butterfly! 大蝴蝶!
Ah! Come on! 啊! 來吧!
Bloody zip! Come on! Lord Butterfly! 該死的拉鍊! 來吧! 大蝴蝶!
Lord Butterfly! 大蝴蝶!
Ah! Argh! 啊! 啊!
Chekhov's gun. 契訶夫法則(槍) 故事中提及的每一個元素都應在後文出場
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